Just for fun!
You might be a school teacher if...
- You know 100 good reasons for being late.
- When out in public you feel the strong urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
- You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.
- Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"